About a month or so ago I played Halo (Halo: Reach to be specific) for the first time on my brand new Xbox. Below are a bunch of haikus that were inspired by my first Halo: Reach experiences. And I really should go back and play more! Also, I should do some DayZ Haikus... maybe.
Have rocket launcher
Tip of the Spear, dead at start
Noob has lost the war.
So useless is Six.
Thirty seconds of combat.
Dead again, now dead.
Nothing like the high.
Hunters evaded or killed
Achievements unlocked.
Hunters! Oh shit! Shit!
Please don’t notice me Hunters!
Why don’t you just die!
Okay, going good.
What! Dead! What killed me now!?
Bloody suicides…
Yeah! Bang! Bang! Got ya!
Oops. Where did that cliff come from?
That’s right, dead again.
Dreadful at driving?
Don’t let random AI drive.
They are even worse.
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